Wedding Week 6 "shortened"

Sorry I haven't made wedding week 5 yet.Had some trouble coming up for it.But this one is different by a long shot.

This story is about Uncle Tan with his crush finally getting married.Her name is ni**le.Sorry,I have to censor the name cause of Uncle Calvin,he'd kill me.Anyways,this wedding takes place in the enchanted forest of Neo Nectar.Everyone attend the event because this is the Legendary Dragon Knight,Calvin.His soon to be wife is quite cute.She also loves him.

Calvin is in his tuxedo while waiting for his bride to arrive.Omg!His bride is wearing a pure white marriage dress.Her personality I've no idea about.The bride comes in the big flowered fence.Damn she looks cute.Okay,you guys can picture it right?Sure you can.

Sorry guys I have to end it here cuz I'm running out of time.Oh,by the way,this is a shortened version of the original.See ya guys.

My Secret Self part 2

Hey guys,this is my part 2 of my secret self.I am quite rude sometimes to my family but also quiet annoying to my friends. I just want to make my friends laugh and not to hate me.

I am actually kind to girls.I'd make fun of them was to actually to fit in with some of my friends. I just want to make a balanced friend list.

My secret self

Hey guys,since I trust you all.Can you keep one or two secrets?Sure you can,I trust you.My first secret is that I like a whole bunch of girls,but of course I'm too shy to tell them.I think I like about 13 girls.

I'll give the names,but pls dun be a stalker,cause that'll will freak them out.1.Ch'ng Zi Yee.2.Ling Zi Yee.3.Lee Lin Wei.4.Faith Wong.5.Woo Su Min.First,I like them about their looks.Then,I grade them by personalities.Third,I grade by their body size.A cup size to E cup size.

Cray Guardians 7:Blakc's Trip

Today on cray Guardians,Blakc and his friends at his school are going on a two day one night trip to a place called Kuala Lumpur.Too bad Blakc can't use his buddy skill to fly there.That's because on earth,magic is just fan fiction,a bunch of horseshit.

The first stop they visit was The National Zoo.The animals there are special to Blakc since he has never seen these animals before.He has only seen dragons,unicorns,ghost and fairies.The animals are so peaceful towards Blakc cause his face looks like their old heaven prince.

Then,they went to Icity.The attraction's landscape is huge.Bryan,his bus buddy was so excited to be there.They went there to watch a movie.The movie they watch was so boring none of them even scream during the 5D movie with motion sensors.

The next day,they went to Kidzania.That place is actually for 5years old to 11 years old.Yeah,sorry guys.My experience is very little.Sorry and bye bye.

Wedding Week 4

Hey guys,my name is Black.Uh,its been awhile for me making stories.So there is a new character.His name is Blakc X Inferno.He's sorta like my son.Also the one who writing this story.

This wedding is about Prince Jun Jie and Princess Chea Lyn.A good match for the perfect couple.These two are so in love with each other that they say"I love you"everytime they meet.Finally,Jun Jie proposed marriage to her.He bent down and said,"Will you marry me?"And she said,"Yes!"instantly.

The whole kingdom was invited to the wedding ceremony.Jun Jie is in his bedroom with his bestman,Jia Guan a.k.a. his cousin are making plans for his future.Jun Jie wants two kids,one daughter and one son.He then strip down to his underwear showing his six pack abs to put on his new shining golden armour.Made from the greatest forever alone blacksmith,Jian Ming.

Princess Chea Lyn is putting on her wedding dress with the help of Samantha Sands.She is the daughter of King Jun Xian the III.She's so excited that her face is turning red.Karen and Esther both attended the wedding too with their wonderful husbands,Iwan and Abraham.

Actually,the first time Prince Ong and Princess Lim met was when they went to visit Karen's wedding.They met again in Jun Jie's castle.(This part is a little dirty so I had to edit it out.Ps.this story was written by my son Blakc Lee,and so he does not know what dirty,sexual or homosexual means.)

Back to the wedding,the two royal families arrive on time in their miraculous carriages.One by one,royal families roll through the Genesis gates.There's Red with his friends,King Ivan the III,Commander Abraham and Queen of the Archers,Esther.The great assasin Shane is there too.

First,we sing the traditional song in Genesis.Then,the castle servants bring out the wedding banquet.Everybody ate happily except Blakc which is still thinking on how to write a story on the wedding.Prince Ong is so excited that I think he peed his pants.Princess Lim can't wait to get married as she wants a baby wants to know what's like to make out.(Ps.this is only for 18 years old and above.)

Anyway,after the banquet,the beautiful bride walks through the gigantic gold doors.Gemini is lifting her white wedding dress.May Xi is the flower girl.Every villager,merchant and noble's mouth are hanging wide open because of her beauty,of course she won second place in Ms.Cray.Prince Ong is so nervous,when he tried stepping on to the the pedestal,but instead trip over and his face plant on to the ground.Everybody laugh till their stomach's burst.All except Princess Lim who rush to help him.

After that,Prince Lim and Princess Lim are announce as husband and wife.They also kiss for 5 minutes.After the kiss,Princess Lim say that that was delicious.Ugh,to me it's disgusting.But whatever,if you enjoy this week of weddings,please drop a like,it means alot to me.Thank you and good bye.

Wedding Week 3

Mark the knight is getting married to the sister of  Lee Zi Xin,King Kuan Zee's wife.This princess is a  feisty one.Her stares can make a person paralyze.Red's brother,Black is ther too.

Black is a new transfer student from Vanfight Academy.Black will be the new main character of the story.Mark always like Zi Yi,sometimes he even fights with Black sometimes.The wedding was fantastic.It was held in The Royal Hall of the Black Rider.

Black,Red and Purple are on the same team.These three people are damn good princes.Black brought alot of presents for taking a baby when they have one of course.Red prepared ten trays of his famous yet delicious recipes.Purple brought a truck load of flowers to the wedding.

First,they read the damn rule for weddings on planet Cray.Second,everybody sings the Cray song.Third,the ceremony starts.The wedding bride slowly walks through the doors of her new future husband.Mark in his white shiny armor waiting for his queen.

His best man Jian Ming is handing Mark the ring as the bride stepped on the pedestal.Mark's cheeks a turned tomato red.Sir.Mark is so excited that I think he almost peed his pants.This wedding is getting tooo far now.Probably should end this here after 4 weeks.So they kissed and the end.
































































Ps.this wedding week is bullshit!

Girls......Help!

Let me just say that the girls I know are scary as shit.The girls I know who bully us boys.Everytime they past by,we held our breath hoping they won't hit us.Seriously,they hit like a truck.Thank god I'm not their prey.

Second,I sorta like....like 24 girls.1 standard 3,4 standard 4s,3 standard 5s,14 standard 6s and 2 tingkatan 1.Don't you think its too much?But  I just can't choose.Call me a pervert if this is wrong,I jugde a girl by their b*t*.I also like girls who have ponytails hair stlyes or wear glasses.Girls who were born pretty are attracted to korean kpop boy bands.

Ps.I can't tell who is handsome or cute.That's  my opinion.Bye.

Wedding Week 2

Today is the BIG day that school girl Yi Jie with Prince of the Thunder Dragons,Yu Chen.School girl Zi Yi with knight of the sun,Chao Fu from Gold Paladins.School girl Janice with Prince Nicholas Chan.These three couples's wedding is held at Red's house on earth.

These girls are quite cute and pretty,but they have their qualities.Yi Jie is silent.Zi Yi is fiesty and Janice is proud and a bit perverted.They started off by saying the boring stuff.Then they kissed and had many wedding gifts from us.

Then,the three couples set off on their dragons with a "Just Married" sign.

"Gay Drama"Cray Guardians

Today, Red video taped a drama of two gay boys and the boy's lovers.The boy did a act of proposing marriage to Leong Jian Ming.Weird yet creepy right?To me it's disgusting.So if  there are people who are gay,please get mad at me,I'm okay with gay people.Yeah this is pretty short.Bye.

Wedding Week 1

Hey guys,this is Leo here.This season of wedding day is all about earth style weddings and dating process.Today is when Karen and a cute boy from Japan name Iwan.This story takes place in a faraway land called Elemental Paladins a.k.a. Pink's kingdom.

Many students from earth and cray entered the realm known to only the chosen ones.Meaning chosen ones are simply like Red,Kai and many more.This wedding started at night and ended a day after(Planet Cray's time zone is faster than Earth's time zone).Karen's nephew,Ivan the III is there with his wife and his son,Lucas.Meteokaiser,Victoplasma with hi half nova grappler half royal paladins son Bryan.His face looks like the first king of the Royal Paladins.

The married couple rode off into the sunset.While everyone is waving goodbye to each other,Red teleports back home,because tomorrow is a school day.

Good bye:)

Cray Guardians 6

Today,Red accompanies three boys from his school on a triple date with three girls name Janice,Yi Jie and Zi Yi.They are quite cute.The three boys they are dating are Nicholas Chan,Yu Chen and Chao Fu.

First they to the movies,then went for lunch.Red is following them cause he was ask to.Red could see love in the air so he stop following them.But he manage to take a full video of them dating then posting it online.After that,they sort of shouted at Red for doing that.

Yeah,that was the end guys>hope you guys enjoy.

Wedding Day 10

This people is finally of the entire wedding day series,hope you guys enjoy this special wedding day.

Today people marks the annual day for Red,because his sister,Pink just graduated and is getting married.Pink is smart,beautiful and amazing girl.She can do anything,she not afraid of anything besides Megacolony bugs,she is an amazing athlete,she can swim,skydiving,snowboarding,archery,lava surfing and bungee jumping.

Red's sister is marrying a man named called Christopher Saw from earth.He is the son of George Saw.Chris is a 25 year old scholar(earth years go faster than cray years).Pink met Chris when she went to visit Red on planet Earth.Chris is chased by many girls because he is very handsome,smart and charming once he takes off his nerdy glasses.Yeah,he looks like a nerd.

The wedding takes place in the field of Red's school.It's so damn crowded in the school.Red's every friend showed up for this wedding,Red doesn't grow up that fast since 50 earth years=2 Cray years.Now the wedding ceremony begins.First,Red gives a boring speech about his sister and the boy.Next,Chris stands on the stage thingy while Pink goes through the flowered something like an entrance thing while holding Red on the other side.Some boys look jealous for Chris because he is marrying Red's hot sister.

After that,Abraham ask the stuff,then they kissed.After that,the wedding banquet begun.One hour later,the wedding ceremony ended and everybody said bye to everybody.

Well this is the end for the series,thank you for the support and happy Chinese New Year.

Cray Guardians 5

This week,Red and his bro's are celebrating Chinese New Year.Red is not use to the traditional festive,since he was born the planet yet people think it's not real Planet Cray.It seems that everybody goes to each other relatives's houses,to collect ang pow(there is money inside them),eat traditional food and just interact with them.

Many of his friends invited him to their house to celebrate Chinese New Year.Red's family is dead after the 5 year war on Cray.Red was the only survivor of his clan,since he stayed on planet Earth.Red is pretty bummed out because he is alone,his sister is studying in Cray University,his brother,Black is dead same as his entire clan including Red's parents.

First place he went to was the newly wed couple:"Isabelle Tan and Shawn".They were planning on having a baby the next five months,which is great because the Chinese population is getting lower and lower.The second place he went to was the duplicated friend's house,Abraham Ang Zhen Hao.Red bought a crap load of gifts for all his friends,there are chocolates,flowers,cookies and Cray money for them,apparently Cray bucks are ten times bigger than euro, which is like 1 Cray Buck=1000 ringgit Malaysia.The third yet last place he went to was his cousin,Erica's house.Red gave her 100 cray bucks in ang pow to her,which is like RM100,000 if you exchange it in the Malaysian Money Changer.Red got RM 500 back,which you tell me is a lot of money.Erica show him  how to eat a burger with using their hands,because Red uses a pair of knives and fork to eat the burger,which is pretty weird.After that,Red goes back home(which is actually in his very own car).

Well,that is the end of this story.Hope you guys enjoy and have a great weekend.Those who are Malaysian,I wish them Happy Chinese New Year!

Wedding Day 9

This almost the end of the wedding day series.So stay tuned for the last one of the Wedding Day Series.This week is Red going to his first human wedding.A girl name Isabelle Tan and George Saw.This too were in love when they first met each other.

Red brought a bouquet of roses for the married couple.This couple is very very cute.I mean Mr.Saw is lucky to be marrying a pretty,popular and smart girl like Isabelle Tan.This story takes place at a rival school called SJK(C)PEREMPUAN CINA.

This one also is kinda short,so hope you all enjoy this week's story.Good Bye and Take Care.Oh,by the way,Happy Chinese New Year!

My Wish

Holy crap!My wish actually came true,which is seeing some familiar faces in a shopping centre.It was shocking to see the wife of King Li Xin,you already know who it is.

Wedding Day 8

Today marks the 8th wedding Red has gone to.This time is the marriage of Prince Li Xin of Narukami and Maiden of the Neo Nectars.Many people has attended this wedding.King Kuan Zee and his bride was there too.

Not too shabby eh?The wedding is held in the Dragon Empire Garden.There are many transportation was pulled by fire dragons.This wedding is pretty short.The finally of this wedding is when the married people kiss each other.

Wedding Day 7

Today is another special wedding planned for today.This time is The Commander and the Queen of Bows.The royal family,the royal guards and the royal archers.This is one of the biggest weddings Red has ever gone to.

The Commander is strong,muscular and tough.The Queen of Bows is pretty,cute and tough.Hundreds of people attended the marriage.This marriage is at the Royal Castle.There's Red,the King and his kids,Kai,all of Red's friends.They even went to karaeokae.REd sings horrible while the rest sings awesomely.

Well this ain't long,but you guys can imagine the picture right?Bye guys.